style So, recent evidence suggests that the male Madagascan Darwin bark spider can perform oral sex for up to 2 hours prior to laying with their lady lover. After this awkward 16 legged session of intimacy, the female madagascan will usually eat the said mal. The same one who has just gone down on her …
So, I signed up for babies when I was 27. It was like an internal call to cradle another. One coming from deep down inside my belly. It took me 2 years to convince my lover to sign up alongside me. Another 3 for the universe to hear our united call. But once we got …
So, Thursday is make up day. When I say make-up I mean mascara. And maybe brushing my hair. It adds an extra three minutes into an already busy morning, but the black painted eyelashes seem to make me look more grown up. And more awake. Following my making up, there’s often another few minutes cotton …
So, yesterday I put on my bright green trainers and turned right instead of left. My change in direction was met with confusion. Both of my dogs tilted their twitching black noses as they stilled their four paws. My old dogs, who only seconds ago were bouncing like pups because the shoes I was wearing …
So, it is a fundamental, basic human right for a parent to despise the musical tastes of their small ones. My Poppy hated The Beatles while my Pa hated Creedence. And both my parents hated The Smiths. But despite their hatred, my ancestors gave power to the tween voice within me. They helped me purchase …
So, she told me swimming in the river was just like having sex. We had just finished practicing yoga together on the sand in the dark and under the clouds. Accompanied by only the fading moon and the dawn song of gulls. We finished with a moment of silence. Settling ourselves into the morning and …
So, sometimes it dawns on you that your not in Kansas anymore. The dawning can creep up on you slowly. A gnawing feeling inside that you’re kinda different from the people you’re surrounded by. Or that you’re getting in the way as your crew are trying to get things done. Maybe your style has shifted. …
So, last week Kim Kardashian photoed and posted her rock-taped tits on instagram. She shared this as a way of telling her fans (and innocent bystanders like me) how much work she has to do to prepare her voluptuousness to be – well – voluptuous on the red carpet. I came about this life changing …
So, I stood stone sober in a winery on Wednesday and spoke to 88 women about “anything”. Being asked to publicly speak is daunting. It ranks number 5 in current stats on what we fear the most. And being asked to speak about “anything” is about as useful as being asked to speak about “nothing”. …